On Men

There's no sin in loving men. Only pain! -- "Ally McBeal"

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? -- "Monica Geller" (on Friends)

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. -- Robin Morgan

Do you have any idea what's available to a woman of 33? Married men. Drunks. Pretty boys looking for someone to support them. Lunatics looking for their fifth divorce! It's quite a list, isn't it?-- "Sylvia Crewes" (in The Tender Trap)

Men think less of other men’s writing, but more of other men’s wives. -- Chinese Proverb

There are big men, men of intellect, intellectual men, men of talent and men of action; but the great man is difficult to find, and it needs—apart from discernment—a certain greatness to find him. -- Margot Asquith

Some men have a necessity to be mean, as if they were exercising a faculty which they had to partially neglect since early childhood. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men -- Friedrich Von Schlegel

Men have two purposes in life: reproduction and to open those friggin jars. -- Irene

Men have one advantage in life, they can pee on a tree. -- Irene

Men are good for one thing, and how often do you need to parallel park? -- Unknown (originally appeared in Reader's Digest)

Men never do anything right, and if they do something right, they'll never do it again. -- Unknown

The only good men are dating each other. -- Unknown

Men adore me, until I show my intelligence, assertiveness and independence. Then I suddenly seem to be a BITCH! Men are such fearful creatures! - Unknown

Men are a luxury, not a necessity. - Cher

There are easier things then finding a good man; nailing jello to the wall for instance... -Unknown

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. -Unknown

Lastly,

No man is worth your tears and the one that is, won't make you cry. -Unknown